Ah, rules! Everyone’s favorite part.
I am at my best when I am completely comfortable with the company I keep, and following these helps our date go smoothly. In no special order:
- Respect in communication is vital. Gratuitous or explicit messaging requesting details about our time together will end the conversation. All planning is to be done over e-mail, though I do have a number for logistical purposes for screened friends with a scheduled appointment.
- I do not send extra photos, nude or clothed for many reasons. I made Twitter specifically to help verify I’m a real person (linked below), and I’m also verified on Eros + Slixa.
- I understand people have preferences, but outfit changes & requests are not services I offer. My own lovely mother couldn’t make me wear what she wanted by age 2, ya’ll definitely don’t have a chance to cage this free bird 😛
- Please be courteous with my time in correspondence and in person. I won’t overstay an appointment and ask the same in return. If you should find yourself wanting my company longer by the end of our date, just ask if I have more time and I will try to accommodate. Payment should be left in the same place immediately without any discussion. Keep in mind this is a professional setting and those boundaries need to be kept in place.
- No discussion of money will ever happen between us. Ever. Anyone attempting to negotiate will be blocked. All booking fees (outside of deposits) will be cash in an envelope or greeting card openly displayed upon my arrival. If you’re coming to me, place it in open view soon after your arrival. You will not say anything about my ‘gift’ or ‘donation’ while setting it down. A 25% Venmo deposit is needed for all travelling outcalls, so just ask for my Venmo name if you are wanting me to travel to you.
- Absolute and complete discretion is needed from those who I meet in public or come to my private incall. My place is very secure and requires me to open the door to let you inside the building. Please do not call me by my name or show any PDA in the lobby of my building. Once we get to privacy we can get more comfortable.
- Hygiene! I have all necessary items at my place for you to freshen up if need be.
- General business hours are 10am-10pm daily. I don’t go to private residences on first meetings, and I don’t leave downtown during rush hour traffic, so please expect to come my way if you wish to see me during that time.
- THANK YOU for those who fully read the etiquette and screening page before meeting. Please let me know you’ve read them. The(not so) super secret cool points password: Jilly Bean.